I certainly did not get my Wordless Wednesday, Thankful Thursday, Friday Funnies, Then Sings My Soul Saturday, and Not Me Monday post ready a week early, and on the same day!! Oh..no way am I that FANATICAL!!!!
I totally did not threaten my kids that they were going to bed at 4:30 because there was just too much noise going on at the same time! I love my kids and want to spend every waking second with them. Who needs a break? NOT me!
I did not finish my bible study lesson the day before the actual bible study. Of course I would be more organized to do one lesson a day, as opposed to five in one!!
I did not tell my kids to give our dog the "leftover" Turkey from Thanksgiving because if we can't eat it after a certain date, either can he!! I would never think that his stomach can handle five day old turkey! And we surely did not watch him gobble it all up!!!!!
I am positive I did not hear my youngest daughter say to me, "You're chubby" when she was in the dressing room with me while I was trying on clothes for a wedding this weekend. She must have been thinking about someone else she saw and was thinking "out loud."
I so did not buy Spanx to feel slimmer, and feel like I couldn't breathe a few minutes after putting it on!! Who in their right mind would buy "that?"