"NOT ME!" MONDAY

Here's to another week of things that I absolutely, positively did not do!! To join in on this fun meme, click here!

This entire "Not Me" post is not only going to be about our new puppy! Of course, I have lots of other things I could not be sharing about!

I did not let the puppy get into my bed and fall asleep. There is no way I would ever let that happen! Not in this lifetime!

I would never kiss an animal on the head! That would just be too gross!

I did not miss home fellowship on Friday and church on Sunday morning just because I could not bear to leave the puppy all by herself for a few hours. I am not that attached to her already!

I do not refer myself to the puppy's "mommy" already!

I am so not in love with our new puppy, Mocha!

"NOT ME!" MONDAY

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While I was walking down the hallway fixing my hair, I did not bang my elbow into the corner of a door jam. It was not totally hurting either!

I was not getting emotional over the movie A Walk To Remember. I did not watch the movie years ago so I did not already know the ending! I do not get sappy over movies!

I did not bet my husband $1 that I was going to exercise the other night. I so do not owe him $1!!

I am not finishing this NMM post on my Blackberry cell because my internet is still messed up.I'm not one bit stoked that I'm still connected to my blog through this!

"NOT ME!" MONDAY

Here's to another week of things I absolutely did not do! To join in on the fun, click here to go to My Charming Kids!

Last week, while my husband was waiting to be wheeled in to get his hernia surgery done I did not go to the hospital cafeteria to get a cup of Peet's Coffee. While I was down there, my husband did not call me to bring him his IPod. I was not getting an "SOS" signal (meaning no signal) on my phone because I was in a hospital! He did not tell the anesthesiologist, "My wife didn't answer her phone." LOL!

While I was sitting with my husband in his pre-op status, I did not remind him that now he knew how "I" did not feel in that position when I gave birth to all our five children!

I did not talk to my friend from midnight to almost 3am in the morning on Friday night. I have way more discipline than that! I did not have to get up at 8am the next morning!

I am not allowing my kids to watch a movie at 10:30 on Sunday night just because we missed the two older ones while they were at camp this weekend.

"NOT ME!" MONDAY

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Ever since I got my new make up, I have not been getting ready as soon as I get up just so I could put it on!! I'm sure there are better reasons for me to get ready and showered first thing in the morning!

When I went to the movies with my mom last week, I totally did not put M&M's in my popcorn again. Even I know how fattening the popcorn is just by itself!

I did not try to think of things to buy to put in my purse because it is so big!

It was not me who let my son get candy by the pound at the movies. A small bag of Hot Tamales did not cost $6+ dollars!! That is so not highway robbery! And you can believe me when I say I will never randomly buy candy like that at the threater again.

At an "all girls night out" at my friends house, we did not T-Pee our friends house! You'll read about this tomorrow! :)

"NOT ME!" MONDAY

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When I was putting on my new makeup, my youngest daughter did not say, "Is that to take away your fat?" I did not think to myself, "I know she didn't say THAT!" So I asked her, "What did you say?" To which she simply repeated herself nonchalantly, "I said, is that to take away your fat?" I said, "Oh...oh...you mean to take away some of the redness by my nose, right?!" Hmm..I know that is what she REALLY meant, don't cha agree?

Just a few minutes afterward while I applying a little concealer on my face with a brush, she did not say, "Oh..your arm is jiggly." I didn't reply with, "Well, you are just the right person I need to help with my self esteem!"

We did not go to our friends surprise birthday party Saturday and stay till 1am because we were all having a "dance party" in their living room. All the kids were not dancing either...and not only to 70's and 80's music!

I totally do not have a "favorite" in the childrens class that I teach on Sunday nights. I do not just want to hug and squeeze him the entire time. I really would not want the other kids to feel left out!

"NOT ME!" MONDAY

Here's to another week of things "I did not do." If you want to join in on the fun, click here!

I did not tell my husband that I did not want my own pair of roller skates because I'd rather use that money to pay part of a purse that I found on Ebay! I so did not find an awesome deal! I did not pay less than half of what the purse is worth!

I did not purposely wear my boots two Sunday evenings ago so I wouldn't have to "walk" after church! I'm not that lazy!

I was not surprised that I was totally after only eating half of my burger at Chili's! That was not first! ;)

I totally did not stuff my face with sourdough bread, prime rib, creamed spinach, mashed potatoes, and a brownie sundae on Valentine's Day! Why would I do that when I'm so watching my carb intake?

I did not stay up till 1:30 am just to finish my Valentine's Day post!

I am totally not excited to try out Bare Escentuals makeup tomorrow morning! I do not have an appointment at Nordstrom with my friends daughter who works in that department!

"NOT ME!" MONDAY

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I am not already starting this new "Not Me Monday" post on Monday night for next week's NMM! I'm not that worried I may forget a "Not Me" moment!

I do not carry my digital camera in my purse wherever I go now because there may not be a "bloggy moment!"

I did not mix plain M&M's with my popcorn when I went to the movies with my daughter. It was so not good either. I won't do that again! Plus, I would never have that many carbs when I'm eating "low carb!"

I am not getting another blog makeover! I am not that fickle!!

I am not excited about going roller skating again! It totally does not burn calories and I'm not totally sweaty afterward!

"NOT ME!" MONDAY

Here's to another week of things that I absolutely "did not" do! If you would like to join in on the fun, click here!

I totally did not grab my husbands "behind" in the mall as he was talking to a guy at a kiosk. He did not tell me that that was not inappropriate at the time because he was not in the middle of witnessing to him!!!!!!! OOPS!

In the exact same mall, I DID NOT get the most awesomest deal at Gymboree!! I did not get two skirts, 3 shirts, 2 dresses, clippys, 1 pair of leggings, and 2 pairs of shoes for $73 (including tax)!! I never find good deals like that!!

In the exact same mall the next day, I did not get another awesome deal at TCP! I did not get 4 pairs of jeans, 6 shirts, 1 pair of tights, and 1 pair of leggings for $114!

I also did not get 2 pairs of Vans for a total of $43!!

Our friend did not think I shouted out, "That your gay??!!," when I really shouted out, "When's the date??!!!" I thought he was going to make a speech about proposing to her!! Hahaha! Talk about putting him on the spot!

I totally did not say that I'm not watching what I'm eating today because we had another pot luck at our friends after church. Who can resist bbq'd burgers?? I know I can't!

I am totally not excited that we are getting a brand new puppy in a few weeks! I did not fall in love with it after seeing the little tiny thing on Saturday! I am not already contemplating all the outfits and accessories I am not going to buy for it!

"NOT ME!" MONDAY

Here's to another week of things that I absolutely "did not" do! If you would like to join in on the fun, click here!

I did not forget to wear my walking shoes to church on Sunday night, and then joke with my friends saying, "These boots were made for walking!" I did not have sore feet the next day!!!

I did not doze off for a few seconds at my bible study the other night. I so would not do that! I hope I didn't snort! Nope, not me!

I did not get excited one night while thinking of myself drinking my cup of coffee in the morning! Who does that?????? I'm sure I have better, or rather MORE IMPORTANT things to ponder!

It was so not me who threw a rag up in the corner of the wall to get a spider web down instead of getting a chair to stand on to get rid of it. That would be straight lazy!!

I am totally not taking pictures of myself to see if there is a difference from when I started walking and eating differently. I'm not that obsessed!!!!!

I was not editing my blog on my Blackberry during the Coaches Banquet because I realized I posted something that was not yet ready to be posted! It was not during the Chief Of Police's speech either! I'm not that rude!!

"Not Me! Monday"

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I totally did not "bust" myself on my OWN blog when my hubby read that I "did not" buy my girls french fries one night after I told my boys I didn't take the girls to Burger King!

I am not excited about the 3 day weekend coming up. I was really looking forward to a fresh day of homeschooling!

I did not drink coffee at 8:30 at night because I didn't have it for two days in a row. I wouldn't say I was a caffeine addict, right?

Because I did not drink two cups of coffee at 8:30 the previous night, I did not go to bed till around 3am!

I did not make my own button for my blog and then proceed to write a post that I would offer to make ones for free. I did not change my mind at the last minute just in case I got too many requests for my own good!

I am not sitting here on my computer updating myself on other people's blogs while my sister in law is outside sweeping my porch.

"NOT ME!" MONDAY

Here's to another week of things I did not do. To participate in this totally fun meme, or to just read what other people did "not" do, click here!

My daughter did not keep her fort up in the living room for two days, and I did not sleep in it two nights in a row with my girls! I totally did not wake up with minor back pain.

Our clothes dryer did not die on us suddenly. I have not been going back and forth to the laundry mat to dry our clothes while waiting for the part to come in!!! UPDATE..DRYER IS NOW FIXED..THANK GOD!

I did not accidentally delete the video I took of my youngest daughter and my nephew while they were playing together. I'm not that careless, and in a hurry to clear out photos or videos I think I have already uploaded to my computer.

I did not get five strikes in a row when playing bowling on the Wii. I did not play by MYSELF until I got "PRO" status! I did not get excited at the new swirly looking ball that the game gave me!!

I did not almost cry when I found out my 8 year old son accidentally LEFT his Nintendo DS Case on a table outside the cafe at our church. He is always so responsible with it! I did not jump for joy when my eldest son's friend looked for it and found it in the same spot where he left it..at least 30 minutes later! The amount of games he has and DS combined are not worth a little over $1000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I totally did not treat just my girls to Burger King fries after church tonight. I would not hold out on my other kids! Hubby and I had to take two vehicles tonight and the boys were with him on the way home.

"NOT ME!" MONDAY

Here's to another week of Not Me's! It's so fun, and I encourage you to try this meme if you never have!! To join in on the fun, click here.

• I did not tell myself I was going to have an extra piece of pumpkin pie since I was going on a diet in a few days anyway! Nope, not I! I have more self control than that!

• I was not thinking that the Wii is like exercising, so which means I really don't have to "exercise."

• I still don't have Christmas cards that are sitting on my desk that needs to be mailed out! How ridiculous would that be????

• I totally did not assume that a package that came in the mail was for me from my sister. I did not leave a message on her cell phone immediately telling her how much I loved it. I did not realize later (after I took said gift out of the package) that she bought it for herself and just had it sent to my house since she will be back here in few days. AND she did not end up letting me keep it since she said I sounded so excited when I left her that message! NO, NOT ME!!

"NOT ME!" MONDAY

Here's to another week of things that I absolutely did NOT do!

• I did not dare go to Target on Christmas Eve morning just to buy one more present. But, to my surprise, there was hardly anyone there! Praise the Lord!

• I did not have intentions (again) to bake tons of different cookies this year, and I absolutely did just that! (Do you get the joke here)?

• I did not send my Christmas cards out on Christmas Eve either! I would not wait to order them a few days before. I have way more organizing skills than that!
  

• I did not almost tell my kids what their "big" surprise gift was this year. Nope, not me! I totally do not have a big mouth about those kinds of things!

• I am not glad that my sister and her family won't be back in two weeks, so I can wait to buy their gifts after the sales!

• I totally DID NOT have blog withdrawals when my server went down for two days. I did not think about all the posts I missed reading, plus the posts I could have written. I know I am not into blogging that much!
  

MCKmama is not doing a NMM today, so there is no linky. But, if you want to participate next week, click here for her blog!

"NOT ME!" MONDAY

Another week of things that I did not do!! If you want to read other posts or join in on the fun..click here!!

I am absolutely not going to finish Christmas shopping a couple of days before Christmas! I'm not that crazy and so not a procrastinator!

I totally did not complain about driving in the rain! I'm not that petty considering that there are people that have to shovel snow just to get out of their driveways!

I'm so not looking forward to my kids having a break from school. What am I going to do on those days that we're not homeschooling? I definitely won't be blogging!!!

I so don't need a new camera because I have not dropped mine at least thirty-eight times in the last couple of months, including a tumble down a few steps after walking out of a friends house! Not me..silly..the CAMERA!

I totally did not surprise my youngest son by taking only him with me to Starbuck's for hot chocolate, and then come home to not hear my other kids complaining as to why I didn't take "them!"

"Not Me! Monday"

Here goes another week of things I absolutely did not do!!

I totally did not stuff my face with spinach dip and eat it with both sourdough bread AND crackers! I am so not a carbaholic!

I did not save all our empty water bottles for my mom to recycle (because she didn't ask) but then decided to keep it for ourselves since, hey..should we "not" benefit from our own recyclables??

I did not take tons of pictures of the Christmas tree, in different angles, and different lights just so I can post a half decent one on my blog! I'm not that anal!

I was so not cracking up during worship at our Women's Christmas Coffee because my friend (who is not a Pastors wife) and I kept adding on to a joke that only we thought was not funny! I would so not do that!!!

I was totally not loud and competitive at a game I was playing at my friends women's bible study/Christmas party!! I have way more self control than that!!

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"Not Me! Monday"

It's that day of the week again, where us "perfect" ladies say what we would never, ever do!!! To read more "Not Me Monday's" click here! You will be glad you did!

I certainly did not get my Wordless Wednesday, Thankful Thursday, Friday Funnies, Then Sings My Soul Saturday, and Not Me Monday post ready a week early, and on the same day!! Oh..no way am I that FANATICAL!!!!

I totally did not threaten my kids that they were going to bed at 4:30 because there was just too much noise going on at the same time! I love my kids and want to spend every waking second with them. Who needs a break? NOT me!

I did not finish my bible study lesson the day before the actual bible study. Of course I would be more organized to do one lesson a day, as opposed to five in one!!

I did not tell my kids to give our dog the "leftover" Turkey from Thanksgiving because if we can't eat it after a certain date, either can he!! I would never think that his stomach can handle five day old turkey! And we surely did not watch him gobble it all up!!!!!

I am positive I did not hear my youngest daughter say to me, "You're chubby" when she was in the dressing room with me while I was trying on clothes for a wedding this weekend. She must have been thinking about someone else she saw and was thinking "out loud."

I so did not buy Spanx to feel slimmer, and feel like I couldn't breathe a few minutes after putting it on!! Who in their right mind would buy "that?"

"Not Me! Monday"

I did not obsess over my blog makeover last week. I didn't get excited everytime I got an email thinking it was Tina (the blog designer) telling me she was done. Pfff..I have way more things to do that take priority over that!

I did not buy fresh basil on accident even though I specifically wrote bay leaves on my list! Of course I know the difference!

I absolutely did not forget which "side" of the turkey the stuffing goes in! Hello! I've been cooking turkeys for years now!

I did not think that Friday was Saturday because of Thanksgiving on Thursday!

I did not bring a DVD for the kids to watch Sunday night (in clss) at church because I didn't want to pick up any toys or mess after the bible lesson. I did not say it was a "special treat." Come on...5 year olds love cartoons!

We did not eat the last of the leftover turkey today even though we've been eating it for the last three days!

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Not Me! Monday

This is one of my favorite meme's! We get to spill our guts about things we would never, ever do (wink)!!! Join in on the fun at MckMamas blog!!

• I did not start this post a week ago so I could just come in here and add things I didn't do so I wouldn't forget. I don't have that much time in the day to do something like that!

• I am absolutely not in the works of getting a new layout done even though I just had a makeover around two months ago. Come on, I'm not that FICKLE!

• I did not watch Nacho Libre again for the 100th time. Of course I wasn't cracking up because it is so not funny!

• I did not just start planning my Thanksgiving menu today. I am way more organized than that!

• I am not looking forward to having a whole week vacation from school!!!!!! What mom would want to have a break from homeschooling five kids? Not me..no way!
  

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Not Me Monday!

I've seen this meme and for some reason thought it was too much for me to think about!! But, I've decided to give it a try because they are really funny to read! So, here are things that I absolutely did NOT do!

I did not stay up till midnight last night just because I was browsing through blogs! Of course, I have better things to do...like sleep!

I totally was not too tired to take my son to his soccer pizza party tonight and then make up for it later by taking him to Game Stop to buy a new game for his Nintendo DS. (Hubby was still at his soccer field so he couldn't take him and my youngest daughter was sleeping).

I did not just eat a leftover sandwich and chips a few minutes ago. I mean, even I know that it is not healthy to eat after a certain time in the evening! Gosh!

Lastly, I most definitely did NOT give a referee an "accusing" look today after my daughters soccer game. A look that was saying, "I know that you purposely didn't make calls like you should have!" No, not me!! I'm too nice!!

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