It's that day of the week again, where us "perfect" ladies say what we would never, ever do!!! To read more "Not Me Monday's" click here! You will be glad you did!
I certainly did not get my Wordless Wednesday, Thankful Thursday, Friday Funnies, Then Sings My Soul Saturday, and Not Me Monday post ready a week early, and on the same day!! Oh..no way am I that FANATICAL!!!!
I totally did not threaten my kids that they were going to bed at 4:30 because there was just too much noise going on at the same time! I love my kids and want to spend every waking second with them. Who needs a break? NOT me!
I did not finish my bible study lesson the day before the actual bible study. Of course I would be more organized to do one lesson a day, as opposed to five in one!!
I did not tell my kids to give our dog the "leftover" Turkey from Thanksgiving because if we can't eat it after a certain date, either can he!! I would never think that his stomach can handle five day old turkey! And we surely did not watch him gobble it all up!!!!!
I am positive I did not hear my youngest daughter say to me, "You're chubby" when she was in the dressing room with me while I was trying on clothes for a wedding this weekend. She must have been thinking about someone else she saw and was thinking "out loud."
I so did not buy Spanx to feel slimmer, and feel like I couldn't breathe a few minutes after putting it on!! Who in their right mind would buy "that?"