I totally did not grab my husbands "behind" in the mall as he was talking to a guy at a kiosk. He did not tell me that that was not inappropriate at the time because he was not in the middle of witnessing to him!!!!!!! OOPS!
In the exact same mall, I DID NOT get the most awesomest deal at Gymboree!! I did not get two skirts, 3 shirts, 2 dresses, clippys, 1 pair of leggings, and 2 pairs of shoes for $73 (including tax)!! I never find good deals like that!!
In the exact same mall the next day, I did not get another awesome deal at TCP! I did not get 4 pairs of jeans, 6 shirts, 1 pair of tights, and 1 pair of leggings for $114!
I also did not get 2 pairs of Vans for a total of $43!!
Our friend did not think I shouted out, "That your gay??!!," when I really shouted out, "When's the date??!!!" I thought he was going to make a speech about proposing to her!! Hahaha! Talk about putting him on the spot!
I totally did not say that I'm not watching what I'm eating today because we had another pot luck at our friends after church. Who can resist bbq'd burgers?? I know I can't!
I am totally not excited that we are getting a brand new puppy in a few weeks! I did not fall in love with it after seeing the little tiny thing on Saturday! I am not already contemplating all the outfits and accessories I am not going to buy for it!