Friday, January 2, 2009

FRIDAY FUNNIES

No Excuse Sunday

To make it possible for everyone to attend church this Sunday, we are going to have a special "No Excuse Sunday":

Cots will be placed in the foyer for those who say, "Sunday is my only day to sleep in."

There will be a special section with lounge chairs for those who feel that our pews are too hard.

Eye drops will be available for those with tired eyes from watching TV late Saturday night.

We will have steel helmets for those who say, "The roof would cave in if I ever came to church."

Blankets will be furnished for those who think the church is too cold, and fans for those who say it is too hot.

Scorecards will be available for those who wish to list the hypocrites present.

Relatives and friends will be in attendance for those who can't go to church and cook dinner, too.

We will distribute "Stamp Out Stewardship" buttons for those that feel the church is always asking for money.

One section will be devoted to trees and grass for those who like to seek God in nature.

Doctors and nurses will be in attendance for those who plan to be sick on Sunday.

The sanctuary will be decorated with both Christmas poinsettias and Easter lilies for those who never have seen the church without them.

We will provide hearing aids for those who can't hear the preacher and cotton wool for those who think he's too loud!

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12 comments:

Homesteader in Training said...

Oh my goodness! That is too funny. I've never seen that before. I'll have to share that one lol.
Hugs.
Kim

He And Me + 3 said...

I have never seen that one before, but I think that about covers the excuses I have heard. Great post and very funny!

Debra said...

Alicia,

That is the cutest thing! I have never seen that before! That is just precious!

Happy Friday to you, my sweet friend!!

McCrakensx4 said...

What a great post! Sad that most of the excuses are true and those are the reasons people don't come to church! Funny though...thanks for sharing :)

Sherry said...

This was great!! So true, too! I'm going to have to share this with our pastor. LOL!

Sweet Blessings said...

...and what about mp3s loaded with traditional music if the music is to contemporary since the traditional service is too early and candy bars instead of communion crackers, different versions of the bible if you don't like the one the pastor is reading from-LOL-satelites for the "home" churches:) and somehow God works through us and all our craziness-Thank you lord!!!:)

Laura said...

The excuses some people come up with are too much! This is hilarious. Thanks for posting, Alicia!

Melissa said...

very funny!

Jane Anne said...

Very cute! It was fun thinking about so many people with so many excuses.

samantha said...

I LOVE IT!!!

Named Alicia said...

Too funny! People have all kinds of excuses. Thanks for the laugh my friend!

SophieMae said...

Those are priceless! I'll definitely be sharing this one. 8-]

Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^