I did not forget to wear my walking shoes to church on Sunday night, and then joke with my friends saying, "These boots were made for walking!" I did not have sore feet the next day!!!
I did not doze off for a few seconds at my bible study the other night. I so would not do that! I hope I didn't snort! Nope, not me!
I did not get excited one night while thinking of myself drinking my cup of coffee in the morning! Who does that?????? I'm sure I have better, or rather MORE IMPORTANT things to ponder!
It was so not me who threw a rag up in the corner of the wall to get a spider web down instead of getting a chair to stand on to get rid of it. That would be straight lazy!!
I am totally not taking pictures of myself to see if there is a difference from when I started walking and eating differently. I'm not that obsessed!!!!!
I was not editing my blog on my Blackberry during the Coaches Banquet because I realized I posted something that was not yet ready to be posted! It was not during the Chief Of Police's speech either! I'm not that rude!!